Memoirs of A Chokehold Romantic.
All statements made here have been scientifically proven as truth by a panel of independent researchers. Any claim that statements here are false is merely the product of insanity, incestual genetic defect, or voodoo curse.
About Me
- Name: Jake
- Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
I now live in Chicago. I spend my time writing and trying to be as cool as possible. I do a pretty good job if I do say so myself.
